Apple Panic

Apple Panic

Photo © Rob Jones

I like to be organised, and I like to be polite …

And they don’t always go together.

If I know I am travelling or going to be busy, I like to empty the fridge of things I know will be past their best (my term for rotting) by the time I get back or finish my task.

I thought everything was under control… however …

“Here, take these windfalls, I’m sure you can do something with them.”

Aaaaarrrrrgggh.

So, today’s been a big cooking day … little piles of ingredients litter the kitchen worktops so I don’t forget which recipes they go into.

Nut Roast to the right of me, Aubergines to the left of me … and right in the middle - Apple Chutney.

A conventional recipe I would suggest with a few tweeks to take into account missing ingredients or probable alternatives.

I had about a kilo of apples - peeled, cored and roughly chopped.

Four red onions - likewise roughly chopped.

Into a pan with 700ml of Cider Vinegar.

A couple of handfuls of fruit - I had sultanas and cranberries.

About 500g of a variety of sugars I had to hand - Dark and Light Muscovado, and some Demerara.

A dash of smoked paprika, a cup of Miso stock.

Boil and reduce, stirring occasionally till it’s ‘sludgey.’

At this stage you’re supposed to bottle it up and leave it for weeks …

But I had some with a Nut Roast I’d just made … and they set each other off very well indeed.

Now …

Just need to hide from anyone bearing any more foody gifts.

R

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